Because nothing says sexy like having eight kids, there are plenty of ways we can envision getting into costume as Nadya Suleman, birthgiver extraordinaire. No. 1: dress up like Angelina Jolie, then deny that you're trying to look like her. But adding a slingful of miniature baby dolls to a sexy safariesque outfit? Not at the top of our list.
Top 10 Celeb-Inspired Halloween Costumes
In the fame game, you're nobody till somebody makes a Halloween costume in your image. TIME takes a look at some of 2009's best straight-from-the headlines outfits